Brain Teaser

Sitting on a crowded bus a woman is talking loudly on a cellphone.  She tells the person on the other end of the phone that she has a highly contagious airborne disease.  Only one person looks up while listening.  later after she exits the bus. No one talks about what was said, and in fact they happily go about their business.  the person who looked up is the only one who covers her mouth.  Why?

 

If you know the answer write a comment.     I'll leave this up until my birthday or until someone answers it correctly.

 

 

God's Twitter - lost in thought

Does God twitter? If He did Twitter, what would he say? The thought crossed my mind today. but before I decided to ask the question, I figured why not see if the question itself has already been asked. Maybe i can get credit for being an innovator, a thought provoker, or maybe not.

After I googled the phrase "if god used twitter what would he say" I found a few people had already thought of the question.

Which supports the theory that there is "nothing new under the sun" which is funny because Twitter itself is relatively new, much like the Internet. I mean new in relation to the age of the earth, or new to the age of a star or light wave flying through space. so Twitter being new is something new under the sun, sort of. ah the opportunity for exploration and new-ness! but in the time that it has been around, even questions of "if God twittered what would he say?" have been asked. And I know this because I googled it. and anything that is found on Google...

but back to the original question. if he did Twitter...