Sunday, December 11, 2005

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Vacuum Cleaner Repair

Good news, I got my vacuum motor in the mail yesterday, installed it and got back together.  My duplex now has very nice clean carpets.  I will send a picture or something, later on.  I spent $6 on the vacuum and 65 on the motor.  I think they usually run about $120.    Becca and John agree I might have missed my calling in life.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Starting a new religion, A To Do List:

  1. Have a revelation
  2. Translate golden plates
  3. Find 10 friends that can fake illnesses well
  4. Hold services in a local middle school gym, work towards the superdome
  5. Write tracts
  6. Write treatise to discredit 2000 years of established religion
  7. Visit the Holy Land
  8. Create own holy land
  9. Invent title for self
  10. Have another vision
  11. Market gold leaf, leather bound, red letter, signed, limited edition commentary
  12. Stockpile ammunition and canned goods
  13. Invest in property in Idaho
  14. Invite people over for Kool-aid